If you don't go see SHOOT EM UP then I will fucking glass you. Three-eighths-of-a-pint of rum in my pepsi made it EVEN MORE BEST!
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On our way to the lake for a few days. Might be semi-offline while there, might not. Cell service is spotty, though. Lurves to you all...
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"This White Russian is really strong,' Sir Reginald noted, just as the Cossack tried to punch his eyes into his brains.
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Synapses firing at eleventy-four trillion per second for the first time in so very long. It feels amazing.
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Hot tubs fucking kick ass.
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Yeah, I know that the yearly schedule change just happened, but why hasn't there been a bus in 20 minutes? I hate calling in late for this. I sound extra dumb.

At work at library. Noticed this morning that we have books. Weird.
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Waiting for doctor at sleep disorder clinic--see latest FUCKBRAIN COMIX--where he'll check fzzzzzzzzzzz

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